so the year is 2003, and as I sit there I realize that I've seen this all before. and that even though there may be 400 channels, theres still really only four stations; and one show.
maybe it's good to mention that I have a thing about babylon.
a few years earlier in 1999 I get my first cd burner. I can't remember but I think it was 2-4x. It was interesting because I knew zipdisks were better, sturdier... I also knew no one would ever use them again. Its funny that the illuminati released everlasting floppies and then replaced them with disks that had hundreds of times the capacity but only the ability to last 18 months to a decade. An entire generation of media, information and archives washed away...
you know the feeling when you've reached the end of the internet, seen ever film or video, watched ever show put on television? I stare at page after page of films, tv shows and torrents, not finding anything I haven't seen before.
I am a conspiracy theorist, but I only have one theory, the rest I'm pretty well convinved of:
I'm pretty sure about the fact we live in a world controlled by people, conspiracy factoid...
and I've seen the videos of bohemian grove. read up on bilderberg
I've been to burning man, and turned to salt at Sodom and Gomorra.
so I know whats going on, that the people that run the world worship the devil...
and that as incompetent as the bureaucracy that shields them are, any dream they ever had has been accomplished, probably decades ago, and was built in a lab under ground and then classified.
everyone has 2 processors in their computers today, working together. Don't you think that they tried that, only with hundreds or thousands? stretching miles long? and made from gold and diamonds and blessed with blood...
I don't know how long they've had this information. I know that back in babylon somebody figured out how to make a battery so he could electro-gold plate coins, but I do believe something pretty hyphy happened after the "enlightenment" movement. I mean everything up to the 19th century had pretty well happened thousands of years before, but it had died out except possibly in china and the middle east.
but nazi shit? that was pretty hyphy.
I don't mind saying I believe that the Nazi's were the first to have next-gen demonic technology.
and the fact that we have and currently use and manipulate nazi technology makes me feel like the nazi's didn't lose world war II, or the evil part at least.
and the fact that the media is against hitler makes me think the nazi's must have not been so bad after all, I mean I'm just not sure whats going on or what actually happened or how I feel about history. I'm definitely not down with the holocaust, but maybe there were other demonic or satanic or extraterrestrial slash interdimensional attributes not being counted.
and the babylon thing, I mean was hitler building babylon in berlin?
I certainly don't think hitler was as evil as FDR, or definitely stalin. but stalin was a punk, and FDR was an illuminati bloodline.
I'm pretty sure wars don't have much to do with people killing each other. I'm fairly certain it has more to do with old men in rooms talking about gold and the devil land and blood sacrifices...
either way hitler had flying saucers and a military base at the north pole, we took it and now we do. -nine months later we dropped the bomb on japan...
so where am I going with this tangent? well my conspiracy theory of course. I mean assuming the preceding is factual, which you'll have to check yourself, cause I don't really care either way...
I'm fairly convinced that there is an out-of-this-worldly source for our technology that is vastly beyond our own means of creating or inventing. some sort of alien life that likes to pick on cows and southern people. angels or demons or ghosts or aliens.
the group of people who have the closest connection with them, who work deals with them somehow, in exchange for gifts like technology, are the illuminati.
I'm pretty sure only 9 or so really get anywhere close to that cleared for weird. they control the people that control the people that control the nations.
maybe this just started at the beginning of the 20th century. maybe this has been going on for 20 century's and people sacrificed for them
thats my guess.
well anyway we use 20th century gear, like 1912 status. polished and clean and pretty close to what the illuminati have themselves, they've been waiting for their upgrade as well...
part of the reason we are getting shit like 2chip macbooks with cameras in them is because they want to control powerful slaves, not just obedient peasants but doctors and lawyers, scientists and inventors, wizards, witches and engineers. We're like labrats, we have been programmed and we have the freedom to follow our program, left or right but never up or down. and we get the slice cheese promised but they get so much more because we lead them to the whole wheel.
okay so this parts obvious, 2012 rolls around, we finally get to the point where we just barely have the chance to overthrow the illuminati, they get their technology upgrade, we lose and another 1000 years of utopianen slavement begins.
course we could win.
al gore is a vampire, don't believe the hype
Friday, December 28, 2007
Thursday, December 20, 2007
lars flash cartoon
hey how would people feel about working on a simple mc lars flash cartoon. kinda like sadam housein from south park? just bouncin head and walking guy...
we have adobe cs3 and theres this thing called puppet, you should see it in after effects, you add joints to the limbs and you can bend and stretch points really easy and you can make live movements that record into motion tweens and it all imports into flash
Friday, September 21, 2007
Jem Board Game Script
INT.
Closeup aeriel of the jem board game, pull out to reveal the three playing the game in a full shot.
on the couch, SASHA and JEFF are sitting. ASHLEY is on the floor by the tape player
ASHLEY
Sasha moves to the end of the board, jefts turn.
Jeff spins the twisterwheel.
ASHLEY
8
JEFF
Play the tape.
The first place song plays.
JEFF (CONT'D)
Shit.
ASHLEY
Jeff goes to the beginning of the game.
JEFF
Fuck!
ASHLEY
Sasha wins
JEFF
Fuck! This sucks.
SASHA
Oh calm down jeff
JEFF
I had three records and everything!
ASHLEY
Whered you get this game anywhey
JEFF
Garage sale, my neighbors daughter killed herself so they sold all her stuff.
They just stair at him a little.
Ashley rewinds the tape, and jeff notices something in the playback
JEFF (CONT'D)
Wait play that back
ASHLEY
What?
He plays it back a little
JEFF
No, backwords
Ashley holds the two buttons down
TAPEPLAYER
To summon the demon, press play and sing along.
The tape player stops, they look shocked.
SASHA
Oh my god
JEFF
Wow, dude corporate america is evil.
SASHA
I used to watch this when I was a little girl
JEFF
Turn it on
SASHA
What? are you insane? Dont
JEFF
Come on, you’re not scared of a little girls game right? Press play
Ashley shurgs and presses play.
It laughs and spins the songs backwords,
SASHA
fucking oh my god
JEFF
Shut up sasha just repeat!
they repeat, the lights dim things creak
SASHA
Whats going on?
The lights flicker and the couch moves. ashlen freaks out and unplugs the unit.
SASHA (CONT'D)
Holy shit.
JEFF
This is insane.
ASHLEY
What the fuck is going on?
SASHA
Put it away!
JEFF
I should put it away.
SASHA
Yeah you should!
JUMP CUT TO:
THE TAPE PLAYER
Rewinds plays
TAPEPLAYER
Press play!
Rewinds again and plays
TAPEPLAYER (CONT'D)
Press play.
CUT TO:
SASHA
Dont you dare
ASHLEY
I unplugged it!
She shows the wire.
He thinks about it, and then Jeff presses play
The tape plays furiously. the group sings along
SASHA
I’m not going to do it
JEFF
Come on!
Eventually she starts in, and then shit goes crazy, strobe light sasquatch.
Closeup aeriel of the jem board game, pull out to reveal the three playing the game in a full shot.
on the couch, SASHA and JEFF are sitting. ASHLEY is on the floor by the tape player
ASHLEY
Sasha moves to the end of the board, jefts turn.
Jeff spins the twisterwheel.
ASHLEY
8
JEFF
Play the tape.
The first place song plays.
JEFF (CONT'D)
Shit.
ASHLEY
Jeff goes to the beginning of the game.
JEFF
Fuck!
ASHLEY
Sasha wins
JEFF
Fuck! This sucks.
SASHA
Oh calm down jeff
JEFF
I had three records and everything!
ASHLEY
Whered you get this game anywhey
JEFF
Garage sale, my neighbors daughter killed herself so they sold all her stuff.
They just stair at him a little.
Ashley rewinds the tape, and jeff notices something in the playback
JEFF (CONT'D)
Wait play that back
ASHLEY
What?
He plays it back a little
JEFF
No, backwords
Ashley holds the two buttons down
TAPEPLAYER
To summon the demon, press play and sing along.
The tape player stops, they look shocked.
SASHA
Oh my god
JEFF
Wow, dude corporate america is evil.
SASHA
I used to watch this when I was a little girl
JEFF
Turn it on
SASHA
What? are you insane? Dont
JEFF
Come on, you’re not scared of a little girls game right? Press play
Ashley shurgs and presses play.
It laughs and spins the songs backwords,
SASHA
fucking oh my god
JEFF
Shut up sasha just repeat!
they repeat, the lights dim things creak
SASHA
Whats going on?
The lights flicker and the couch moves. ashlen freaks out and unplugs the unit.
SASHA (CONT'D)
Holy shit.
JEFF
This is insane.
ASHLEY
What the fuck is going on?
SASHA
Put it away!
JEFF
I should put it away.
SASHA
Yeah you should!
JUMP CUT TO:
THE TAPE PLAYER
Rewinds plays
TAPEPLAYER
Press play!
Rewinds again and plays
TAPEPLAYER (CONT'D)
Press play.
CUT TO:
SASHA
Dont you dare
ASHLEY
I unplugged it!
She shows the wire.
He thinks about it, and then Jeff presses play
The tape plays furiously. the group sings along
SASHA
I’m not going to do it
JEFF
Come on!
Eventually she starts in, and then shit goes crazy, strobe light sasquatch.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
webloggins is a job
I have to do this. or no one will. so this is my job, and weblogging is part of it...
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